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Young love growing old together.

slothilda:

The definition of insanity.  

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via sniffing)

humorous-blog:

rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time

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(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via sempre-mosso)

Sex is not the climax of a relationship, pardon the pun, but those moments at 2am when you wake up to her lips on your lips, her sleep-heavy body lying across yours, knowing the world is asleep whilst you move together, calling to a god that neither of you believe in… those moments are what I live for. — (via im-simply-me)

(Source: lilith-not-eve, via sempre-mosso)

ilikecuddle:

Women’s Logic With Sex 

Last night ;)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via whenoceans-rise)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest, via sniffing)

😸😽😻 Max has some stunning eyes. We have a love and hate relationship 😋

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via sniffing)